Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Brown Eyed Slag"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Slag"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

She's not really a slag, it's just a fad.

The "slapping and thumping" bit refers to her hitting me, by the way
Hey where did you go,
Days when I called names?
I'm not so shallow,
Just playin' a new game.
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Slapping and a thumping
It's a mystery where I thought it
Never bought for trumping you
My brown eyed slag,
You my brown eyed slag.

I'll tell you what happened
That Tuesday was so slow
Found a way to pass the time
Never meant to hurt you though
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
You said "Call me Rainbow, Paul",
Headed all the hours passing
Hardly seemed a day at all, with you
My brown eyed slag,
You my brown eyed slag.

Do you remember when I used to sing,

So hard to find a way,
To cheer me up when I'm feelin' sunk
On weekends and holidays,
When you're out getting drunk,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes you come back and catch me out
But I still love slagging you off
And everyone knows you're, without a doubt,
A brown eyed slag
You my brown eyed slag

Do you remember when I used to sing

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 706