-> "Involuntary Organ Donor"
Original Song Title:
"Africa"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Involuntary Organ Donor"
Parody Written by:
Max DeGroot
The Lyrics
I heard the shot ring out in the night
Her nagging was the furthest thing from quiet conversation
Body in the trunk, I'm taking flight
Told the neighbors watch our mail
We're going on a long vacation
I'll make a few stops along the way
Scatter her pieces all around the world
Avoiding felonies
I heard a voice inside me say,
"Hurry, boy, they'll soon be after you."
So I left her heart in San Francisco
Her liver and her lungs in Laos
Her kidneys in Kosovo
I left her brains down in Africa
Gonna dip her toes into the warm Tahitian sand
Estonia's where I lost her eyes
And her intestines used for sausage casings up in Germany
I noticed that her thunder thighs
Made an excellent midnight snack for all the lions
Out in the Serengeti
Her boobs are buried in Brunei
Just a few more things and I'll be done
Gonna take her pancreas down to Peru
Her fingers to the Finnish fjords
Her teeth to Timbuktu
I left her brains down in Africa
Gonna dump the rest and then seek refuge in Japan
Sorry, boy, they're waiting there for you
Then they locked me in an interrogation room
I told them everything 'cause I could not escape my doom
I left her brains down in Africa
They found her brains down in Africa (They found her brains)
And more remains down in Africa (And more remains)
Flushed down the drains down in Africa
Now I'm in chains because of Africa (Oh, it's all over now)
Thirty years to life is what I'm facing in the can
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