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Song Parodies -> "Involuntary Organ Donor"

Original Song Title:

"Africa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"Involuntary Organ Donor"

Parody Written by:

Max DeGroot

The Lyrics

I heard the shot ring out in the night
Her nagging was the furthest thing from quiet conversation
Body in the trunk, I'm taking flight
Told the neighbors watch our mail
We're going on a long vacation
I'll make a few stops along the way
Scatter her pieces all around the world
Avoiding felonies
I heard a voice inside me say,
"Hurry, boy, they'll soon be after you."

So I left her heart in San Francisco
Her liver and her lungs in Laos
Her kidneys in Kosovo
I left her brains down in Africa
Gonna dip her toes into the warm Tahitian sand

Estonia's where I lost her eyes
And her intestines used for sausage casings up in Germany
I noticed that her thunder thighs
Made an excellent midnight snack for all the lions
Out in the Serengeti
Her boobs are buried in Brunei
Just a few more things and I'll be done

Gonna take her pancreas down to Peru
Her fingers to the Finnish fjords
Her teeth to Timbuktu
I left her brains down in Africa
Gonna dump the rest and then seek refuge in Japan

Sorry, boy, they're waiting there for you

Then they locked me in an interrogation room
I told them everything 'cause I could not escape my doom
I left her brains down in Africa
They found her brains down in Africa (They found her brains)
And more remains down in Africa (And more remains)
Flushed down the drains down in Africa
Now I'm in chains because of Africa (Oh, it's all over now)
Thirty years to life is what I'm facing in the can

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Old Man Ribber - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Max - Brilliantly morbid, and soo progressive...the re-distrubution of the world's body parts! ;D
Patrick - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
That must have been interesting smuggling all those organs past airport security. I guess its better to leave one's heart in San Francisco than on a Mayan altar stone in Chichenitza. I'd like to be an organ donor some day, but I doubt I will ever have enough money to buy a Wurlitzer for my alma mater.
Mark Scotti - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Creepily creative! It reminds me of an old John Prine song "Please Don't Bury Me". it's a hilarious song of what the singer wants to do with his body parts after he dies. It finishes off with "Give my feet to the foot blues, care and fancy free. Give my knees to the needy, don't pull that stuff on me. Hand it down my walking cane, it's a sin to tell a lie. Send my mouth, way down south and kiss my ass goodbyes....LOL" Gi
Flash Flood - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Creepily funny and funnily creepy!
Linda Koski - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
How sick and creepy - and funny.

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