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Song Parodies -> "I Hate When My Legs Look White"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Look Tonight"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate When My Legs Look White"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just a little shout out to those sun lovin' gals (and guys) out there...
One day
When I'm rather old
Regrets may unfold
Tanning takes its toll--but what can I do?
I hate when my legs look white

I feel so lovely
When the sun is warm
I rub in some oil
Don't want SPF--no butter will do
Can't have my face looking white

With each ray
The likeliness grows
That cancer cells will start
Though this tan
May cost me my nose
I've got to do my part

Sunshine
I can't stand the shade
So on cloudy days
I'll pay for a bed so I don't feel blue
And so I am never white

Just as long as I'm not white

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Kristof Robertson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"Though this tan may cost me my nose"...I may have to dump you if you're nasally challenged :-).....Another insightful, whimsical slice of Arwen magic. 555
Cookie-man - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Not only is it funny it's a great PSA (Public Service Announcement) too! Great job Arwen!
Rod Worden - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Tanning beds, there's a burning issue! Nice job, Arwen! 5s.
Arwen - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And I wouldn't blame you, Kristof! While my face is enormously adorable...I don't know how far I would get without my perfect, non cancerous nose...And Cookie-man...it would be a totally hypocritical PSA...as I am a huge fan of the sunshine...and a little golden color...(I use the sunscreen in moderation)...HUGE thanks to both of you!!!
Arwen - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I swear your comment wasn't there when I wrote my thanks, Rod! Thanks so much!!!
Ashkicksass - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And she does it again! Great job! 555
Arwen - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Ashkicksass!
Royce Miller - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
great job with a great old song
Arwen - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce! I really appreciate it!
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i enjoyed this but i'd rather have white legs than skin cancer...5s
Arwen - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...I think most of us would agree with you!

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