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Give me race in ev'ry case!
Discrimination I can trace
If to my base
I've never waited if race was baited;
I've been elated when others demonstrated.
As the judge remarked, the day that he
Awarded Mary Custis, 
"To be race it must be bas-
Ic'ly about redeeming social injustice."
guson, Missouri I adore.
In recent agonies and gore,
Loot ev'ry store;
It's their race war!
[Bring on the Trayvon Martins, Nidal Hassans, New Black Panthers, Michael Browns or
Louis Henry Gates! More, more, I'm still not satisfied!]
Stories of slav'ry
Fused with White knav'ry,
Boorish, incestuous, crude,
Make me brood.
Novels that gander
At White polyander 
Give me a treasure in slime;
Let's race-bait over time.
All courts could be impartial courts,
Though circuit courts are bolder; 
For race, I'm glad to say, is on
The mind of Eric Holder.
Ev'rything is hued.
I could tell you things about Ku Klux Klan
And how business' causes are hurting Black man!
When any Black man's blood Whites spill,
And I suppose White motive's ill
If it's a kill
And really chill-
Who feels our A.G. likes menacing democracy?
I've thought our A.G. seeks legal aristocracy!
But now he's going to take himself
Away from us, unless 
No A.G. candidate withstands
A lame-duck Senate's game of chess. 
In other words,
Race. I love it,
Want no indentures without grace.
Oh, I'm a darky they can't mace;
Don't "know my place,"
Climb stairs with pace. 
Next year I'll pack the Supreme Court, 
Won't let them make race passé.
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