-> "The Animals"
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There's holothuroids, hexapods, dicyemids, larvaceans,
And trematodes and polychaetes and birds and thaliaceans,
And crinoids, pelmatospherids, chelicerates, crustaceans,
And reptiles, archiannelids, enoplans, sorberaceans,
Chondrichthyans, catenulids, marrellomorphs, echiuroids,
Onychophores, xenusians, enopleans, ophiuroids,
Poriferans, eutardigrades, aplachophores, cnidarians,
And clittelates and heteromyotes and turbellarians.
There's pterobranchians, chromadoreans, archisagittoids,
And mammals, leptocardians, anoplans, nectonematoids,
And strontium and silicon and cestodes and sipunculids,
And bivalves, myxines, micrognathozoans, and priapulids.
Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a lab practical.
There's entoprocts and phoronids and gordioids and echinoids,
And craniiforms and rhynchonelliforms and asteroids,
And trilobites and rostroconchs, graptolithines, cephalopods,
Synapsids and amphibians and xenopneusts and gastropods.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, stenolaemates,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, gymnolaemates,
And phascolosomatids, kinorhynchans, xenoturbellids,
And scaphopods and gastrotrichans and nemertodermatids.
There's rhopalurids, myriapods and sarcopterygians,
And also cephalaspidomorphs, actinopterygians,
And monogeneans, phylactolaemates, and myzostomids,
And eurotatorians, sagittoids and gnathostomulids.
These are the only ones which are reported by biology
And I've probably missed some, so I must offer my apology.
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