Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Was Newt a Lobbyist?"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Was Newt a Lobbyist?"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics



Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's a crook; he has lots of books he can sell to you
So go and "brown-eye" his fat little full-of-sh*t nose!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Brown up his full-of-sh*t? nose!

Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
You've been shilling, you made a killing; he's there for you!
So go and make up some of Newt's little full-of-sh*t? lies!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Tell all his full-of-sh*t lies!

Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's suspicious, and if he bitches, you'll all be through
You'll soon be kissing his fat little full-of-sh*t ass!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Kissing his lobbyist ass!
Telling his lobbyist lies!
Brown as your lobbyist nose!


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 3
 3
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Old Man Ribber - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Jeff - I'll five you even though I completely disagree with you. You have a gift for wit and I respect this. I wish I could take you and BJM to dinner at the best steak house in Virginia. THAT would be the best night imaginable. :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tomjones78.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 575