-> "Was Newt a Lobbyist?"
Original Song Title:
"What's New Pussycat?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Was Newt a Lobbyist?"
The Lyrics
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's a crook; he has lots of books he can sell to you
So go and "brown-eye" his fat little full-of-sh*t nose!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Brown up his full-of-sh*t? nose!
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
You've been shilling, you made a killing; he's there for you!
So go and make up some of Newt's little full-of-sh*t? lies!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Tell all his full-of-sh*t lies!
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's suspicious, and if he bitches, you'll all be through
You'll soon be kissing his fat little full-of-sh*t ass!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt needs you...yes, he do!
Kissing his lobbyist ass!
Telling his lobbyist lies!
Brown as your lobbyist nose!
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