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Song Parodies -> "Was Newt a Lobbyist?"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Was Newt a Lobbyist?"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Newt Gingrich is a crooked, lying politician who has the NERVE to try and run for President?? He was tossed out of Congress for lying and ethics violations, he lied about his illicit income, and he is STILL lying about his lobbying ventures with Freddie Mac. This clown has more baggage than JFK Airport.
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's a crook; he has lots of books he can sell to you
So go and "brown-eye" his fat little full-of-sh*t nose!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt helps you...yes, he do!
Brown as his full-of-sh*t? nose!

Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's been shilling, he's made a killing; he's there for you!
Go out and make up some more of Newt's full-of-sh*t lies!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt helps you...yes, he do!
Tell all his full-of-sh*t lies!

Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....
Was Newt a lobbyist? Uh-oh, Uh-oh....ohhh

Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt's suspicious, and if he bitches, you'll all be through!
You'll soon be kissing his fat little full-of-sh*t ass!
Lobbyists, Lobbyists
Newt helps you...yes, he do!

Kissing his lobbyist ass!
Telling his lobbyist lies!
Brown as your lobbyist nose!
Newt, you're a scumbag! Anyone who supports you is a scumbag too!

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Dave W. - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh- goody honey! We have someone to replace George Bush ........That's nice sweety

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