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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Available"
Original Song Title:
"It's Not Unusual"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Not Available"
Parody Written by:
Rocky Mak
The Lyrics
Have you ever had the problem to be too scared to ask if someone is single or not, because you later find out the answer in ways you never prepare for? Trust me, I've been there so many times.
It's not unusual to be fancying anyone
It's not unusual to try flirting with anyone
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's just so distressful, it makes me cry
Why aren't you mine?
"I'm not available" as they say to me every time
But when I see you kissing your friends, it's such a crime
And if I never want to be hurt by anyone
They're too darn beautiful
Well, No, I'm not OK
I'm shot down every day
Well, it just happens all the time
Love just doesn't do
What I want to do
Will I have no partner for life?
It's too disrespectful too be mad with anyone
I'm too emotional to be sad with anyone
But if I'm ever shot down again at any time
It's too unbearable, I'll gorge myself with fatty foods
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh
It's not unusual to try flirting with anyone
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's just so distressful, it makes me cry
Why aren't you mine?
"I'm not available" as they say to me every time
But when I see you kissing your friends, it's such a crime
And if I never want to be hurt by anyone
They're too darn beautiful
Well, No, I'm not OK
I'm shot down every day
Well, it just happens all the time
Love just doesn't do
What I want to do
Will I have no partner for life?
It's too disrespectful too be mad with anyone
I'm too emotional to be sad with anyone
But if I'm ever shot down again at any time
It's too unbearable, I'll gorge myself with fatty foods
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh
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I know the feeling... Blast it, Catherine... and Jennifer... and Angelina... and Jessica...
Well, my crushes are just your normal girls that you see in high school and college, but I get those high-profile crushes, too.
thi song is so boring i didnt even understand what the beat wqas to th esong i wasnt looking for he lyrics i was looking for the actual song if u know wat im saying ok this song sucked eggs like pope in the toilet dude seriously i hate my song now man i dont understand y i even wrote it
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