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Song Parodies -> "She's So Lazy"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"She's So Lazy"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Yawn...
Well she's watching will and grace
She's got sauce marks on her face
She gets no thinner
And her head is full of space
Takes a while to replace all those dinners

She's so lazy woah woah woah, she's so lazy
Talkin' 'bout how she's so lazy, and it's dinner time

When she asks for choco crunch best not refuse her
Always munching what she gets, long words they confuse her
What she wants is hard to find and it's not hard to lose her
Help me lift her carcass from the bed in which she lays hey hey hey

Well she's wedged their on the couch
Now I guess we can't eat out, and that's a bummer
Well she's stupid through and through
An IQ of 3.2, Can't be much dumber

She's so lazy woah woah woah she's so lazy
Talkin' about her makes me crazy, with her big behind

Yeah yeah yeah she's so lazy
Glistening with relish, she's that lazy
Woah woah woah she's no lady
But she's lazy and whines

Yeah yeah yeah she's so lazy
Talking about why she's so lazy
Woah woah woah woah
When she's not lazy, pigs fly
Yeah yeah she's so lazy
And she farts all the time
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Tim Hall - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
And I give you three 5's! Great job on this Paul Anka original.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankyooooooooo
Rick C - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You're not talking about that woman at work again, are ya DAK??? Anyway 555
Dumb Ass Kid - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! No! This idea just kinda popped into my head one day. Then just as I was going to submit it, I forgot it! And it's taken me until this morning to remember it! Glad you enjoyed it, Rick! Thanx
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm surprised you didn't work in "gravy" at some point. Still very funny... 5s...
Dumb Ass Kid - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanking you kindly, good sir
Christie Marie M - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. This should've been Peggy Bundy's theme song! 555! :)

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