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Song Parodies -> "Ken Doll Dresser"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"Ken Doll Dresser"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Even when I was a young boy
I played with sister's dolls
No football and no baseball
I must've shunned them all
Cause I wanted to be like him
As soon as I learned to crawl
This dressed to the nines kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
I stand like a model
Become part of the ensemb'
Daddy tried to mold me
I took after Mom
The stage my aspiration
The big designers' brawl
This tall, dumb, and blond kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
I'm a Ken Doll dresser
A wardrobe's greatest gift
A Ken Doll dresser
Who's so superbly spiffed
How do I hit these poses?
I don't know!
Watch me pout and brood!
I got no imperfections
Won't see no wrinkles or lines
Botox lip injections
Not till twenty-nine
Awesome on the runway
Never trip or fall
This dressed to the nines kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
My rivals hoped
That I would meet my doom
But I just wrested
The crown from Heidi Klum
Even in a tacky sable
I leave them impressed
The designers do their worst
And I just look my best
I cut brazen, flippant figures
Attitude and gall
This tall, dumb, and blond kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
I played with sister's dolls
No football and no baseball
I must've shunned them all
Cause I wanted to be like him
As soon as I learned to crawl
This dressed to the nines kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
I stand like a model
Become part of the ensemb'
Daddy tried to mold me
I took after Mom
The stage my aspiration
The big designers' brawl
This tall, dumb, and blond kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
I'm a Ken Doll dresser
A wardrobe's greatest gift
A Ken Doll dresser
Who's so superbly spiffed
How do I hit these poses?
I don't know!
Watch me pout and brood!
I got no imperfections
Won't see no wrinkles or lines
Botox lip injections
Not till twenty-nine
Awesome on the runway
Never trip or fall
This dressed to the nines kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
My rivals hoped
That I would meet my doom
But I just wrested
The crown from Heidi Klum
Even in a tacky sable
I leave them impressed
The designers do their worst
And I just look my best
I cut brazen, flippant figures
Attitude and gall
This tall, dumb, and blond kid
Sure makes a sweet Ken Doll
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Fabulous! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
No dud, this duds tune.
Well-done again-555!!! My sister hated Ken so used my G.I. Joes to "make out" with her Barbies! When I hid them she actually used my Bionic Man and then my Cylon! Last straw was my Stretch Armstrong!!! She also used to use my LEGOs for building castles and that really made me mad! My friends thought I was insane for making blueprints of my LEGO war machines... but then asked for copies!!!
Thanks for the fabulous comments!
Liked the 'not till twenty-nine' line!
It's all downhill after that!
I'm a mature age, and still like to play with dolls..the real ones, tho'...good switching
Thanks! You have a RealDoll? I'm still saving up for mine. I should be able to afford it in 2039.
That was great, Porfle. I chuckled all the way through.
Chuckles are good!
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