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Song Parodies -> "Teen Magazines/Taylor's Tirade"

Original Song Title:

"Tommy, Can You Hear Me?/Smash the Mirror"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Teen Magazines/Taylor's Tirade"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

From the rock opera "Taylor". Editors of magazines such as "Girl's Life" and "Seventeen" are bugging our hero, Taylor Swift. She is in her humble abode just trying to unwind. She gets one phone call after another.
Taylor can you hear me?
Is Kanye irking you?
Taylor don't ignore me!
We want to endear you!

Oooh
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor Taylor

Repeat 2 more times

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

TAYLOR'S TIRADE

[This is the last straw for Taylor, and she angrily hangs up the phone and starts violently expressing her anger in this sung apostrophe. She is just plain ANGRY.]

I won't answer your calls with even a "yes" or "no"
Give me privacy and some respect, man!
You just couldn't care less
If my life was on a bookstore shelf.
I hope the swine flu infects you!

You can't hear me, but please be advised
To leave me be and shut up about Kanye. Be
Wise, wise, wise, wise
wise, wise, wise, wise
Wise, wise, wise, wise
WISE!

Please do not come near. Can I be any clearer?
Please do not come near. Can I be any clearer?
To be continued. If Taylor defeats Kanye, She won't get fooled again!

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