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Song Parodies -> "Swift Diss"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Swift Diss"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

From the rock opera "Taylor". It's VMA time, and Taylor Swift wins her award, but is interrupted by self-absorbed rapper Kanye West. This very incident ignites the rising action. Based on an actual event that actually happened.
When there's an award show in the NYC
The popstars are invited
Everybody's going to the MTV awards
Let's get excited
This is for music videos
And Taylor Swift just gained popularity
Sitting, she's so entertained
By Lady Gaga's outfit and dexterity

But Taylor doesn't know the outcome of this
She doesn't know if she will win or what the feeling is
How could she be saved
From the potential shame?

Surrounded by the stars she's so damn unprepared
for having her name read aloud
All the nominees are listed
She's the one who wins and stands before the crowd
Taylor Swift is loved by young and old alike
and now she gets to prove it
But down in the audience some thinks differently
Can't remove it

Now Kanye hopped up on the stage with the Taylor Swift
He took away the microphone and her moon-man gift
Does he have no shame?
He is fully to blame!

[Kanye makes his little harangue, but it's stylized to fit the verse. He is rapping.]
Taylor, listen to me!
Happy for you, sweetie,
I'mma letcha finish��
But it is Beyonce �..
She had the best video��
Of all time.

BEST! VIDEO! OF! ALL! TIME!

[As the crowd takes to booing Kanye, Taylor stands on stage holding her moon-man, motionless, and starts to cry on stage. She says nothing, but these are her thoughts.]

Kanye Meanie Crappy Feelings
Sniffly Teary Weepy Sobby

[Mariah]
Taylor can you hear me?
[Beyonce]
Taylor can you hear me?
[Miley]
Taylor can you hear me?
[Pink]
Taylor can you hear me?
[Gaga]
Taylor can you hear me?
[Jay-Z]
Can you? Can you? Can you hear me?
[all singers]
WEST! SHOULD! BE! ASHAMED!

She was very upset by the public tongue-lash
But she wouldn't back down
She performed her smash hit single
On a jam-packed subway somewhere downtown
They give out the next award
The overall best video of 2009
Beyonce won for "Single Ladies"
The favor she did Taylor was oh so benign

Beyonce won a moon man and prayed for it, YEAH!
She suddenly stopped speaking and she said "Taylor Swift!"
"I will let you say what you were going to say."



To be continued. Kanye the Rapper! Kanye the Rapper! Meanie Kanye, Crazy Kanye�

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