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Song Parodies -> "Norris the Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Boris the Spider"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Norris the Fighter"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

About Chuck Norris. Anyone please leave Chuck Norris jokes at the bottom.
See reruns on USA
"Walker, Texas Ranger" YAY!
Tease him and you'll end up dead
A roundhouse kick to your head

Norris the Fighter
Norris the Fighter

Punchlines make me roll on the floor
I'll explode if I hear more
I'll disclose survival tips
For living in a Chucktatorship

Norris the Fighter
Norris the Fighter

Kicky
Punchy
Kicky
Punchy
Kicky, kicky, punchy, punchy
Kicky, kicky, punchy, punchy
And so on….

Knows the last digit of "pi"
Zero he can divide by
He's the only guy I know
Who can punch you in the soul

Norris the Fighter
Norris the Fighter

Kicky
Punchy
Kicky
Punchy
Kicky, kicky, punchy, punchy
Kicky, kicky, punchy, punchy

Invented the color black
The whole light spectrum, take that back
There's not much that he can't do
Superior to me and you

Norris the Fighter
Norris the Fighter

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Steve K. - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Do you know there's even more? He can slam revolving door. (So many Chuck Norris facts, so few lines.)
carly_carlz - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I know there's more. if by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris came to fight himself, he'd win. Period.
noah hoskins - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris doesn't read books- he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris doesn't use scuba diving equipment; he just holds his breath. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. Chuck Norris was born in a little log cabin he built with his own hands. When the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't have the Ctrl button on his Keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris was originally in Street Fighter, but the beta testers said that all he did was roundhouse kick. When Chuck Norris was asked about this, he said "That wasn't a glitch." Anyone who picks on Chuck Norris, in police code, is doing a code 11: a Suicide i know a lot

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