-> "The Math Whiz"
Original Song Title:
"The Actor" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Math Whiz"
I’m certain Pi is pretty keen,
With functions touted happily,
Arrays behold, I do devise,
There stands the math whiz who is me.
The sweeping powers make me smart,
Through limits, integers, don’t sneer,
Derivatives I have down pat,
I shape a graph, I have no peer.
My vectors are not lame,
Differentials I do frame,
For there’s tangents we need know,
And the only root I know sums so feasibly.
The sine is preferred by math fellows,
I’m a smart teen, it’s not that hard for me,
They’re on caffeine, they scrawl the answer key.
Ah, ah, ah.
I’m such a brainy math buffoon,
With points and circles ev’rywhere,
Astounding gifts I do assume,
My mind is reeling calcs, I swear,
It’s such a pain with theorems,
It gets so hazy from the thin flow,
Your mind fries, numbers fall from space,
The ruler that you slide is slow.
My fields have no name,
But there’s no proof I can’t game,
And there’s no set apropos,
And the cone that used to grow, comes with certainty.
The signs are absurd, but I’m mellow,
I’m a math king, I like Descartes so free,
Oh I’m starting to scrawl on my elm tree,
Refined, I’m a nerd, happy fellow,
Oh, imparting Euclid Geometry,
Oh, oh, charting, you’re not as smart as me.
Ah, ah, ah.
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