Song Parodies -> Squirl? (pt. 2 Pippin's reply & counter-complaint)

Original Song Title:

"Girl"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Squirl? (pt. 2 Pippin's reply & counter-complaint)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

Arising from a typical debate between M&P regarding how many syllables a given word contains (these are the sort of earth-shattering things that plague a writing duo) - we bring you the case for "Squirrel' equals two syllables (hence the Part "2'). Please read the parody for the diametrically opposed case which was also released today. If you do not know the OS, a low bit-rate MP3 can be found here
Is our Merry out there going to listen to my story
All about Squir-rel, whose name you say ?
See, I find that 'Squirl' sounds mis-pronounced
It makes me worry
Syllables reduced, one's gone away
A Squirl ? Squirl ?!?

When I think of how it rhymes
With 'girl' I start to feel that
"'Mer'can English" Microsoft's applied...
And she justifies the word to me
Straight-faced, believe it...
Can I just assume her humour's wry ?
Ah, girl!... Squirl ???

When I'm hearing 'squirl' my face it frowns
When syllables don't number two-oo
When she says she's talking good
She cracks, 'cos I've misunderstood
Gets cool, cool, cool, cool
Squirl ! SQUIRL !!!!

When I count them one by one
I state with glee "Eight letters"
Diction'ry.com it also said...
It demands that : Break three back
From end of word is there to
Kill this silly argument stone dead
A squirl ! Squirl ? Squirl ??

Guitar solo : Picture the word Squir-rel with an outraged Meriadoc bouncing ball emoticon, alternating between each syllable in time to the beat...
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Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 5.0
 
Overall Rating: 4.7
 

Total Votes: 15
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John Barry - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
It does have two syllables: tree rat. Fives for two.
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
i must fess up to being one of the people who pronounce it as one syllable...i saw one this morning
Stuart McArthur - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
hilarious, you two - have a bee-er (2 syllables) on me, Pippin - 555
mandamoo - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Potato, potarto, tomeighto, tomarto...
I wanna know who won ? :)
Red Ant - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
It still can go either way, but it depends on the OS and how fast the lyrics are sung. Also, pronouncing "squirrel" as one syllable is like pronouncing "strengths" (anyone know a word that contains more than 5 consonants in a row?) - it doesn't roll of the tongue too easily. In everyday conversation though, it is one syllable. I think Merry wins this round, though your scores are identical. =)
Peregrin - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sure it wasn't me !!! - ha ha - Let's just say that 'right' won ;-p
Peregrin - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
RA, I have one comment ! "Diction"-ary ! Muwahahah ;-p
Rex - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, but in Arkansas it's pronounced "dinner".
Below Average Dave - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Merry & Pippin, you guys know your own strength, you don't really have to back it up. ..but good parody, 555 without a doubt.
Adagio - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Squirls they be a flyin' lol 5's
Pronunciation Police - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
From the Hyperdictionary: "Pronunciation: 'skwurul" Hmmm that's TWO syllables it seems!! Peregrin, you win!
wandlimb - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"Can I just assume her humour's wry ?" This is probably the safest bet... (pssst, tho', personally, I'm with you on this one).
malcolm higgins - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
fatass-pooty 5-5-5 again. just for the exhausting thought

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