Song Parodies -> "Forms To Be Filed"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Wild"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Forms To Be Filed"

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The Lyrics

OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyM4HibS12M

Prep your folders, thumbin'
Head responds with migraine
Lookin' at debentures
For whatever was a gain

Sad, gnarlin', and ya take to crappin'
Stoop to hurl all the grub ya ate
Tired bawl as your fun is blunted
No hope to escape

Highlight those instructions
Dreading any blunder
Cravin' for deductions
Cuz those thievin' Feds do plunder

Mad, snarlin' at mistakes that happen
Curse the twerps that ya love to hate
Wire all of your funds to dunces
Just hope you're not late

Like a rude case of piles
These are forms, forms to revile
But the time is nigh
Endeavor to comply

Forms to be filed...
Forms to be filed

Get your folders, gruntin'
Feds are in your driveway
A-flippin' orn'ry gestures
At whatever words you say

Bad varmints out to catch ya nappin'
Tush is knurled by the thugs so base
Dire brawl as those bums are huntin'
Feds probin' your case

As the crude agents smile
You are warned, warned to be mild
You're confined and pried
By clever snotty guys

Forms to be filed...
Forms to be filed

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timmy1000 - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Form 555 filed for you today - like rude case of piles is correct and a great line here. Good topic since yesterday was the due date and in a few months, it will be tax freedom day. Migraine is on point, especially if you had to go through the filing now required if you got health care in the marketplace. They now have a deduction that leads to a credit that changes the deduction that changes the credit ad nauseam or as one of their instructions say - to keep doing it over and over until the difference is less than a dollar.

Jonathan - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

taxes just got awesome! 5's

AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Certainly timely and topical....glad I'm past these filing headaches...good job

Andy Primus - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Endless complicated form filling is part of UK life as well when it’s anything to do with the gov or local councils.
Hadn’t heard of ornery so looked it up and found that it’s a US only term.

John Barry - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Timely and fively.

John Jenkins - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

You are absolutely right and you are absolutely going to be audited.

Peregrin - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment

Great Work, Leough! And I thought exactly the same thing that John Jenkins said! Your number is up now :)

TJC - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment

So good and so right on! I thought I was gonna kill someone this past weekend with all that mega-irrigating crap!

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