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Song Parodies -> "I Have Pet Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Pet Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A retro fad
You can't get 'em this December
The 70's
Gazing from my 8-tracks to the leisure suits
On my privacy of my own world of cute
I have pet rocks
I have a bucket

Off the walls
The pebbles are gray and hard
Nothing to penetrate.
I have no need of friendship,friendship comes unfair
I've some stuff from the 70's to share
I have pet rocks
Lived in a bucket

Talk about love
And some disco songs I hate
What's sleeping in my memory
Is a little something that I just have can't be beat
Like the monster Zoe of Sesame Street
I have pet rocks
They're in a bucket

I have my books
And the rocks that will stay alive
I'm a fan of the 70's
Everybody let's all just party
Like it is 1975
I have pet rocks
Right in a bucket

And pets rock feel no pain
And I should never cry

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Red Ant - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
One of your better works TSB.

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