Song Parodies -> I Have Pet Rocks
| Original Song Title: | "I Am A Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Simon And Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Have Pet Rocks" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
A retro fad
You can't get 'em this December
The 70's
Gazing from my 8-tracks to the leisure suits
On my privacy of my own world of cute
I have pet rocks
I have a bucket
Off the walls
The pebbles are gray and hard
Nothing to penetrate.
I have no need of friendship,friendship comes unfair
I've some stuff from the 70's to share
I have pet rocks
Lived in a bucket
Talk about love
And some disco songs I hate
What's sleeping in my memory
Is a little something that I just have can't be beat
Like the monster Zoe of Sesame Street
I have pet rocks
They're in a bucket
I have my books
And the rocks that will stay alive
I'm a fan of the 70's
Everybody let's all just party
Like it is 1975
I have pet rocks
Right in a bucket
And pets rock feel no pain
And I should never cry
You can't get 'em this December
The 70's
Gazing from my 8-tracks to the leisure suits
On my privacy of my own world of cute
I have pet rocks
I have a bucket
Off the walls
The pebbles are gray and hard
Nothing to penetrate.
I have no need of friendship,friendship comes unfair
I've some stuff from the 70's to share
I have pet rocks
Lived in a bucket
Talk about love
And some disco songs I hate
What's sleeping in my memory
Is a little something that I just have can't be beat
Like the monster Zoe of Sesame Street
I have pet rocks
They're in a bucket
I have my books
And the rocks that will stay alive
I'm a fan of the 70's
Everybody let's all just party
Like it is 1975
I have pet rocks
Right in a bucket
And pets rock feel no pain
And I should never cry
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One of your better works TSB.
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