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Song Parodies -> "The Sounds Of (begin retching noise) Vaaaahhhhhholence"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Sounds Of (begin retching noise) Vaaaahhhhhholence"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

If you sing this to yourself, Violence is enunciated while incorporating a retching sound ;)
Hello whiskey my old friend
I've come to drink with you again
Beneath the neon of a MILLER sign
Said "Bartender, hit me one more time"
As my vision, is blurring and my eyes cross, dinner's tossed
Comes the sound, of vaaaaaaahhhhhhhhholence

Toss that tequila shooter down
As the room spins round and round
Really shouldn't have had one more
Third time tonight I tripped and met the floor
And though that shot, of tequila sure tasted good, I understood
Here comes the sound, of vaaaaaaahhhhhhhhholence

And in the toilet stall next door
I heard another stomach roar
Someone else just upchucks in the sink
Even flies were dyin' from the stink
And Buuuuuuuuiiick, was everbody's car of choice, often voiced
Within the sounds, of vaaaaaaahhhhhhholence

Puke, did I, you do not know
Just how far that vomit goes
Hope this hurl, it will not reach you
That this stench, it will not drench you
But my hurl, like violent A-bombs swelled
And splattered , as it fell, with vaaaaaahhhhhholence

And to the toilet bowl I prayed
I won't throw up again today
But my gut gurgled it's warning
Of the missle that it was forming
And the bile and the chunks of the vomit are scattered on the bathroom walls
Is that last call?
And resumed the sound.....of vaaaaahhhhhhholence

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mac - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO!
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks mac, my voice of experience speaks volumes
Johnny D - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Sick, yet nauseating. 5's
alvin rhodes - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
well, isn't that the most disgusting thing i've ever read....but that was the intention, so i'll puke ya up some 5s
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Johnny D., mac; Thanks !!!
Adagio - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross! But fabulous! You can even retch in tune...lol. 5's
Birg - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh,lol I've been there too many times myself....G1 Paul
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Birg, Adagio; thanks so much, I really appreciate the comments!
Meriadoc - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm..... it just got graphic-er and graphic-er as the song went on... you painted a very good picture. In technicolor.
Agrimorfee - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
aka The Technicolor Yawn.! 555. see also my Puke Song...as usual great minds think alike.
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc& agri.; thanks for your kindness
Peregrin - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Paul!
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin
Mari D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewwww! This one really hit the, um, spot.
Diva - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
EWWWW! Well done!
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D., Diva; thanks very much!
Rhoda Kaye - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yet another great S&G parody! All 5's
Paul Wooten - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rhoda!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Dudley Moore - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there, barfed that!! HA

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