Song Parodies -> Q-Tips
| Original Song Title: | "Cupid" |
| Original Performer: | Sam Cooke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Q-Tips" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Q-Tips,
Meds for the ear,
Cleans wax, helps us to hear
They are the cotton swabs we need, we need
Q-Tips,
Small, soft, and smooth
They fit right in the groove
And make life easier, indeed.
They've been around a lot of years
Help when babies fuss..
A quality brand,
And the kind caring mothers trust
At first, they only had a single tip,
But, now you can flip...
Your Q-Tips
Two edged they are,
Pluck them
Out of the jar
They make life easier for us..
For babies and us
Q-Tips,
Sterile and clean
Uses,
So many seen
In every bathroom, they're a must
Small Q-Tips, inexpensive
On your shelf they should be
Or any place that's handy,
For emergency
May be used as a pipe cleaner,
Fix messy make up jobs..
Get 'em by the gobs..
Those Q-Tips,
Meds for the ear
Cleans wax, helps us to hear
They are the cotton swabs we need, we all really need
Q-Tips,
Small, soft, and smooth
They fit..right in the groove
To make..life easier, indeed..
Oh, Q-Tips, I can hear now
No wax, small cotton plow
Q-Tips helped me..
Meds for the ear,
Cleans wax, helps us to hear
They are the cotton swabs we need, we need
Q-Tips,
Small, soft, and smooth
They fit right in the groove
And make life easier, indeed.
They've been around a lot of years
Help when babies fuss..
A quality brand,
And the kind caring mothers trust
At first, they only had a single tip,
But, now you can flip...
Your Q-Tips
Two edged they are,
Pluck them
Out of the jar
They make life easier for us..
For babies and us
Q-Tips,
Sterile and clean
Uses,
So many seen
In every bathroom, they're a must
Small Q-Tips, inexpensive
On your shelf they should be
Or any place that's handy,
For emergency
May be used as a pipe cleaner,
Fix messy make up jobs..
Get 'em by the gobs..
Those Q-Tips,
Meds for the ear
Cleans wax, helps us to hear
They are the cotton swabs we need, we all really need
Q-Tips,
Small, soft, and smooth
They fit..right in the groove
To make..life easier, indeed..
Oh, Q-Tips, I can hear now
No wax, small cotton plow
Q-Tips helped me..
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You have an ear for this sort of thing! This was funny, struck a chord with me
Very Qte. You're really Cookeing with gas today, AFW. :-)
Cute dit-ty.
"But now you can flip" cracked me up.
They're good for cleaning mouse wheels too.
Hee hee - the security code for this one is goo too (GU2). ;-D
They're good for cleaning mouse wheels too.
Hee hee - the security code for this one is goo too (GU2). ;-D
delightfully goofy...like a q-tip, i could quite imagine this in my ear
Ok, thanks for the tip!
Thanks everyone, for voting and commenting..appreciate it
Cute.
I bet you'll stick this in a Q-round of ABC...
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