-> "She Was Only a Fetus"
Original Song Title:
"Only Sixteen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She Was Only a Fetus"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Normal
The Lyrics
I had my very first love when I was in high school
but how I felt so forlorn
I was still to young for love
And she still hadn't been born
Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was too young to be in love
And she was just an embryo
Every day I would go to look for her
And whenever I finally found her
It seemed that we could never be alone
'Cause her mother was always around her
I remember the first time I saw her
She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen
I fell in love with her that very first day
I saw her face on the ultrasound screen
Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was still to young for love
And she was still in utero
I was an such impatient young lad
Couldn't wait to start my life with her
And so every day I would hope and I'd pray
That she would be born premature
Oh why did my heart lead me astray to that girl I adored?
Why couldn't I had fallen for someone disattached from her umbilical cord?
Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was too young to be in love
And she was just an embryo
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 3.0 | |
How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 2 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 0 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|