Song Parodies -> I Fall In Feces
| Original Song Title: | "I Fall To Pieces" |
| Original Performer: | Patsy Cline |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Fall In Feces" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I fall in feces,
Each time I get stoned on drink
I fall in feces,
Then, sober up cuz' I stink..
I just can't do bathrooms at all, sh#+tfaced
My balance seems misplaced
Everything's so far spaced
Tho' I try and I cry, tissue misses waste,
Clumsy guy..
Oh, I fall in fesces..
I fall in feces,
Legs fold and I slide around
I fall in fesces,
And I don't look good in brown..
I'm thinking today might just be the day
I take the pledge and say, alcohol's not okay..
This just may be the way,
Better than AA..
Give up rot-
gut, and not... fall in feces..
Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces
Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces
Each time I get stoned on drink
I fall in feces,
Then, sober up cuz' I stink..
I just can't do bathrooms at all, sh#+tfaced
My balance seems misplaced
Everything's so far spaced
Tho' I try and I cry, tissue misses waste,
Clumsy guy..
Oh, I fall in fesces..
I fall in feces,
Legs fold and I slide around
I fall in fesces,
And I don't look good in brown..
I'm thinking today might just be the day
I take the pledge and say, alcohol's not okay..
This just may be the way,
Better than AA..
Give up rot-
gut, and not... fall in feces..
Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces
Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces
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I understand that this is Larry Craig's latest excuse.
just lovely...lol
I haven't been this drunk before in my entire life. Thank God!!!
It's easier just to train the dog to crap outside. Or for you to drink indoors. =) Solid work, AFW.
Anovur round ov phives.... barkeep!
Thanks, john...no doubt, his new alibi...thanks, alvin.......and thanks, Matthias.never? really?...thanks, Red Ant, and TJC...
LOL - groan - LOL
channeling Poopie Longstocking no less, AFW? - when you fall, just avoid the feces, okay? - pretty simple - lol - 555
Thanks, Meri, and stuart...
This reminds me of a George Carlin line about how s***face originated. It is in his Filthy Words monologue
I've gotten extremely drunk before, but the worst I've done was to fall off of a raised walkway, land in a weed patch and then get discovered (and chewed out) by the community college's gardener. No feces there. Great job, and this was a poo parody that I enjoyed. 555 quarts of pure alcohol for you.
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