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Song Parodies -> "This Suit Was Made For Birthdays"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots Are Made for Walkin’"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"This Suit Was Made For Birthdays"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

I’ve always held the birthday up as the most sacred of occasions, and I find that proper attire helps set a festive mood.
You keep sayin’ somethin’s missin’ from me
Somethin’ you call “clothes,” “garb” or “dress”
I ain’t dressin’ just cuz somebody is blushin’
On my special day, allow me this excess

This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude

Yeah, you’re denyin’ what you know to be truthful
And you keep stealin’ peeks whenever you can
You keep sayin’ you think I am not so youthful
But I’m tight and white and quite the hairy man

This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude

Don’t be stayin’ if you find it dismayin’
But stop resistin’ if you’re startin’ to yearn
I wouldn’t mind if it is not your birthday
Put on your suit, step up and take a turn

These suits were made for birthdays
And we’re the birthday guys
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see our hairy thighs

Are you ready, dude?
Start streakin’!
Copyright © 2015 by Chris Caillouet. All rights reserved.

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Lee Hazlewood - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
The naked truth: I like it, though I would have made line 2 "Something you call duds, togs or dress."
Jonathan - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
somewhat appropriately a picture of Ms. Sinatra half-naked in a bikini is seen on the right side of the screen! :D 5's
Chris Caillouet - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Lee Hazlewood: Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!

Jonathan: Only half-naked? Drat! Thanks for your comment.
Patrick - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday. If your suit is wrinkled, don't iron it. I wore mine out in the rain once, but, unfortunately it refused to shrink.
Dave W. - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Girl's birthday suits have an extra pocket......but this suits me just fine...........Good joke, Patrick
John Lomain - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
funny parody
Rebekah Dub - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Very funny parody you have here! I like the original song, too.
Chris Caillouet - February 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the great comments. It's funny what can grow from the smallest of inspirations.

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