Song Parodies -> Some Of These Teachers, Man
| Original Song Title: | "Son Of A Preacher Man" |
| Original Performer: | Dusty Springfield |
| Parody Song Title: | "Some Of These Teachers, Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Parody Pete |
Deb LaFave was a teacher gal
A blue eyed blonde shady lady, real smokin' hot
Started foolin' 'round a young male student
Sure not perfect, and not so prudent
Messed with a fourteen year old student
Flashed him with her big blue eyes
Likes kids, not older guys..
Now, It's a breaking CNN story
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Ain't got no morals, they just get whorey
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes she was..
Bein' good isn't always easy
Yet, teachers should rise above
That temptation, emotionally
They need to teach the golden rule and do right
Not think of love and fool around in the night
Keep morality in their sight..
Yeah, It's a breakin' CNN story
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Ain't got good morals, they just get whorey
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes, she was (yes, she was)
Now, she's not a teacher
Was placed under house arrest
Reduced charges, and then, dropped the rest
Works the restaurant scene
Gets caught talkin' to a teen
Now, more trouble she'll be knowing
'Can't stop a crop once seeds are sown
Another breakin' CNN story
I mean, some of these teachers, man
Oral, not moral, they just get whorey,
Oh yeah, some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes, she was..
I mean to tell ya' now, some of these teachers, man
Yeah, I tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Aren't groovy!
FADE
A blue eyed blonde shady lady, real smokin' hot
Started foolin' 'round a young male student
Sure not perfect, and not so prudent
Messed with a fourteen year old student
Flashed him with her big blue eyes
Likes kids, not older guys..
Now, It's a breaking CNN story
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Ain't got no morals, they just get whorey
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes she was..
Bein' good isn't always easy
Yet, teachers should rise above
That temptation, emotionally
They need to teach the golden rule and do right
Not think of love and fool around in the night
Keep morality in their sight..
Yeah, It's a breakin' CNN story
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Ain't got good morals, they just get whorey
Tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes, she was (yes, she was)
Now, she's not a teacher
Was placed under house arrest
Reduced charges, and then, dropped the rest
Works the restaurant scene
Gets caught talkin' to a teen
Now, more trouble she'll be knowing
'Can't stop a crop once seeds are sown
Another breakin' CNN story
I mean, some of these teachers, man
Oral, not moral, they just get whorey,
Oh yeah, some of these teachers, man
Bad, she was, she was, ooh, yes, she was..
I mean to tell ya' now, some of these teachers, man
Yeah, I tell ya' some of these teachers, man
Aren't groovy!
FADE
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I had only two teachers I was even mildly interested in. The first one, I wasn't yet old enough to figure it out; the second one was married (and missed the end of the year to have a baby). So not much of a chance. I'll tell ya, though, if any of my teachers had looked like Dusty... Anyway, great idea well executed. Fortunately, they don't executed teachers for that...
nicely written....matched the naughty tone of the OS well
Sorry: ~ No Country for Old Men ~ PS: I love you anyway , Tommy Lee Jones!
Why couldn't there have been teachers like this when I was in school?
Thank you all
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