Song Parodies -> Boogeyman is Stalking the Town
| Original Song Title: | "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" |
| Original Performer: | Crystals |
| Parody Song Title: | "Boogeyman is Stalking the Town" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Bodily TM |
Another Halloween carol. I finally found a Phil Spector song suitable for Halloween-ing-ing-ing. Man, I love this holiday.
You better watch out
You better go cry
Ya better pass out
I'm telling you why
Boooooogeyman is coming to town
Boooooogeyman is stalking the town
Boogeyman is coming.... toooo tooooown
He's making a hiss
And stalking the night
Wears a white mask and carries a knife
Boooogeyman is coming to town
Boooogeyman is huntin' us down
Boogeyman is stalking... the tooooown, yeah yeah
You see him when you're sleeping
He roams 'round Crystal Lake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
AAAAHHH! Go call the police!
Go hide in your house
Don't trick and don't treat
Don't squeak like a mouse
Boooogeyman is stalking the town
Boooogeyman is creeping around
Boogeyman is huntin'... us down, yeah yeah
(Instrumental break -- John Carpenter plays the theme from "Halloween.")
He'll get you when you're sleeping
Don't camp at Crystal Lake
Don't step one foot near Haddonfield
It should be a piece of cake!
AAAAHHH! You better watch out!
You better not scream
Don't even go out
This Hallow-Old-Ween
Boooogeyman is coming to town
Boooogeyman is making some sounds
Boogeyman is stalkin'... the toooooowwwwn!
You better go cry
Ya better pass out
I'm telling you why
Boooooogeyman is coming to town
Boooooogeyman is stalking the town
Boogeyman is coming.... toooo tooooown
He's making a hiss
And stalking the night
Wears a white mask and carries a knife
Boooogeyman is coming to town
Boooogeyman is huntin' us down
Boogeyman is stalking... the tooooown, yeah yeah
You see him when you're sleeping
He roams 'round Crystal Lake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
AAAAHHH! Go call the police!
Go hide in your house
Don't trick and don't treat
Don't squeak like a mouse
Boooogeyman is stalking the town
Boooogeyman is creeping around
Boogeyman is huntin'... us down, yeah yeah
(Instrumental break -- John Carpenter plays the theme from "Halloween.")
He'll get you when you're sleeping
Don't camp at Crystal Lake
Don't step one foot near Haddonfield
It should be a piece of cake!
AAAAHHH! You better watch out!
You better not scream
Don't even go out
This Hallow-Old-Ween
Boooogeyman is coming to town
Boooogeyman is making some sounds
Boogeyman is stalkin'... the toooooowwwwn!
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That was awesome! 555!
nice turnaround on the holidays
Isn't he the one who sends viruses through the 'net?
Great concept! It should be a piece of cake, but those dumb teenagers keep getting killed anyway. I ask you, when will the slaugher stop?
Another excellent parody today, and perfect timing for it, Chris Bodily Thrash Master. 5s.
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