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Song Parodies -> "Mom Kissed Santa's Cheek"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Mom Kissed Santa's Cheek"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i've got some information
that my dad requires from me
mama had a party
and her partner wasn't he
i saw them there a-fumblin'
from my look-out in the hall
i thought that they were wrestlin'
as they writhed against the wall

what humiliation
as they touched, my knees grew weak
he's a foreign one...what's he doin' here ?
mom kissed him on the cheek
his home is at the south pole
guess he had an itch
justified as vile
is this fat son-of-a-bitch

i viewed osculation
more than that, i shall not add
hornily, he kissed her
oh what a joke on dad
and when they pulled apart..oh boy
my mom looked kinda weak
i feared for our happy home
when mom kissed santa's cheek

last time i saw this heel
he was wavin' mom goodbye
he hurried off on down the street
some other dames to try
although i'm nearly six years old
i should not have seen
what he did was rude to her
yet, mom kissed santa's cheek

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Paul Robinson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
An updated, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"...I like it...5's ~ ~ ~
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
South pole? And which cheek? ;-)
Ann Hammond - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin- great idea here
Yoidy - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, those are the benefits of being Santa Claus! 555
AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Taking Santa kissing to a more realistic level...funny stuff
alvin rhodes - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul phil ann yoidy and AFW
John Barry - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Santa Claus is tonguin' her mouth. Most clever.
TJC - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I can hear Chuck chuckling now!
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and TJC

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