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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part LIII-Walking in Derby."

Original Song Title:

"Walking in Memphis."

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part LIII-Walking in Derby."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games. This parody is not based on anything real. It is a fictional account of a make-believe visit in the days when Core still owned and created Tomb Raider.
Put on my hiking boots,
And I boarded the plane,
Touched down in East Midlands Airport,
In the middle of the pouring rain direction handy-
won't you look down over me Yeah,
I got a first class ticket,
I'm as happy as a fan can be,

Cos I'm walking in Derby,
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Core,
Walking in Derby But do I really feel the way I feel?
Saw the figure of Jeremy-Heath, Of my presence he knew,
Followed him up to the doors of Core Design,
Then he let me walk right through,
Now security they did not stop me,
As I looked round a new tomb,
But there's a pretty little thing,
Made with Oxmox plasticing,
Down in the office room.

Cos I'm walking in Derby,
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Core,
Walking in Derby But do I really feel the way I feel?

They've got game plans on the table,
They've got creativity in the air,
And they'll be glad to see you,
When this is your biggest prayer,
And boy you've got a prayer in Derby!
Now animators make new FMV every day like it's Hollywood,
And they brought me down to see "em,
And they asked me if I would – spare a few ideas,
And I thought with all my might And they said -
Tell me are you Tomb Raider fan?
And I said Man I am tonight!

Cos I'm walking in Derby,
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Core,
Walking in Derby But do I really feel the way I feel?


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Some more rhymes would've added a bit more colour to this pretty much average parody

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