-> "Half (of half of half of half of a half) Breed"
Original Song Title:
"Half Breed"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Half (of half of half of half of a half) Breed"
The Lyrics
My (great great great grand) father married up a Cherokee
The Harvard people sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now wingnuts calling me Indian Faux
Half (of half of half of half of a half) breed!
That's the thing I'm starting to hear
Half (of half of half of half of a half) breed!
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (of half of half of half of a half) breed
She's a fake they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born
We settled nicely into Harvard town
When you play the race card you can hang around
The wingnut bloggers making fun of me
Give her life tenure, she's a (thirtieth) Cherokee
Half (to the power of 5) breed!
That's what I'm starting to hear
Half (to the power of 5) breed!
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (to the power of 5) breed!
She's a fake they warned
Wingnuts are harrasing since this story was born
I've got my posting and I feel no shame
That's just how libs roll, tell me who's to blame
This Senate run exposed my ethnic scam
Now people see me for what I am
Half (cubed, then squared) breed!
That's what I'm starting to hear
Half (cubed, then squared) breed!
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (cubed, then squared) breed!
She's a fake they warned
Polls have gone against me since this story was born
(Apparently the story has gotten worse for Elizabeth Warren, as the ethnic makeup of her great great great grandmother is now in question ... she's either only half Cherokee or not Cherokee at all. All of which has led Paul Revere and the Raiders to sing out in protest ...)
They checked the whole Cherokee nation
Couldn't find a blood relation
Took away Liz Warren's lie
Left her hanging high and dry
Took away her ethnic scam
Whole diversity thing's a sham
And all the white males they did cheat
Will drag her Party down to defeat
Cherokee deceitful, Cherokee lie
So hard to forgive, so hard to jibe
Exposed the whole equivocation
Voters now have reservations
And since this caused my career to die
I'm feeling vengeful, can't deny
Cherokee deceitful, Cherokee lie
So hard to forgive, so hard to jibe
And maybe someday once they're burned
Sense of fairness will return
Will return, will return
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