Blasted six pounds of stool falling down the stairway
The smell was terrible vile, nostrils were pinched on that day

Vlad crapped his pants
(Vlad crapped pants, and the feces were hot)
Sighted were spots (Vlad crapped pants stained with many a spot)
The feces out shot (Vlad crapped pants and out the feces shot)
Crapped pants….yech!!

He could feel it down his leg and then a shoe drip
Gams were slicked by the tide, you could say he gave a rip

Vlad crapped his pants
(Vlad crapped pants, and out feces shot)
Loose feces wrought (Vlad crapped pants and loose feces were wrought)
Light were not the spots (Vlad crapped pants that were with stained dark spots)
Crapped pants….yech!!

So vile!

The streaking crap emerged with an urgent blast
He’s bathed in stool as it flows, too bad it weren’t just gas!!

Vlad crapped his pants
(Vlad crapped pants, got many fecal blots)
Grimy, the spots (Vlad crapped pants that were stained with brown spots)
Those pants are sure shot (Vlad crapped pants, he’ll wear them again, not!)
Crapped pants….yech!!

Vlad crapped rank pants, shat pants. Yech!!!