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Song Parodies -> "I Am Never Ever Coming Back Strong"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Never Ever Coming Back Strong"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

She don't like to party, everybody knows we don't stop 'cause we're impatient, the anticipation is pumping on my heartbeat. As the one who changed your mind, they said that I'm dangerous. All eyes on the prize but you're mine, never give up on something you can't go a day.
I can't remember ever having a control
Rocket is pressing pause but when it
Comes to stole I have no luck
I only ever wanted to speak now but. (What?)
I seem to heartbeat out when I say
"They look getaway and now I'm delicate."
Biggest man I'm difficult to be around but hey
They say even "jealous guy" at need "some love too."

Ooh, I was pressing comes last night
But ooh, over time I'm gold forever, I'm gold forever

I am never ever ever coming back strong
I am never ever ever coming back strong
Ask me if I have friends, really to my friends, talk to me
And I am never ever ever ever coming back strong

Like, ever...

I've got a few everybody knows and mad man
Like first hit and bring it home that sounds to me
And I'll find a since to chase my speak your mastermind
She don't like a party outta that were never mine.

Ooh, I was pressing comes last night
But ooh, over time I'm gold forever, I'm gold forever

I am never, ever, ever coming back strong
I am never, ever, ever coming back strong
Ask me if I have friends, really to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
And I am never ever ever ever coming back strong

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

I once believed I could get it together forever
But it still seems like, "It's a standing ovation..."
Uggg... I still can't stole in control and, "I'm the heartbeat,"
And I'm like... "I don't know... you're in control, you know, like,
I am never coming back strong. Like, ever"

No!

I am never ever ever coming back strong
I am never ever ever coming back strong
Ask me if I have friends, really to my friends, talk to me
And I am never ever ever ever coming back strong

We, ooh, coming back strong, ohhh,
We, ooh, coming back strong

Ask me if I have friends, really to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
And I am never ever ever ever coming back strong

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