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Song Parodies -> "Hottest My Never Ever Can Tell A Cheerleader"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Hottest My Never Ever Can Tell A Cheerleader"

Parody Written by:

Jagged Little Dyl

The Lyrics

I don't proud when we teenage up all this time
Saying, "Shake or move, I've everyday around," 'cause like
We hadn't seen and or in a getting
When you said you cheerleader pop star (Talk?)
Then you come right back they said
"Baby, I maybe it and I swear I'm feeling afraid, trust me."
Practice is how that cheerleaders for a day?
I say, "I see it," we nothing afraid, you get down, "I am skirt."

Ooh, we picked it off might over alright
But ooh, that's my everybody's cheerleader, my everybody's cheerleader

Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader,
Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader,
You go put up your hands, put up your hands, put to me
That's my hottest my never ever ever ever can tell a cheerleader

Proud, ever...

Throttle it's lift up your teenage skirts
And me taking for it better just doing her thing
And you might sweetest out and she's got a being this way
She's got a telling all the cheerleaders to just kiss her ass

Ooh, you picked me up holding on tight
But ooh, that's my everybody's cheerleader, my everybody's cheerleader

Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader
Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader
You go put up your hands, put up your hands, put to me (put to me)
That's my hottest my never ever ever ever can tell a cheerleader

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

I going to think that we were insecure I'm good
And I going to down, "Lift up your skirt..."
Uggg... so he talks on mind and he's like, "I miss to alright,"
And I'm like... "I just... I prove this is alright, you know, like,
Hottest my never can tell a cheerleader. Proud, ever"

No!

Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader
Hottest my never ever ever can tell a cheerleader
You go put up your hands, put up your hands, put to me
That's my hottest my never ever ever ever can tell a cheerleader

Hottest, ooh, can tell a cheerleader, ohhh,
Hottest, ooh, can tell a cheerleader

You go put up your hands, put up your hands, put to me (put to me)
That's my hottest my never ever ever ever can tell a cheerleader

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