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Song Parodies -> "Green Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Blood"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Green Blood"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Mr. Spock vs Dr. McCoy
Says McCoy, "Hobgoblin has green blood!
All logic and no love!"
Emotionally detached half-human
"This is gonna be a problem
Jim, do you think you can solve 'im?
'Cause he's got nothing but green blood!"

Help this Vulcan menace. This creature not repentent
Science Officer is unkindly. Oh, and that reminds me
... how do I deal with his species? I think he really wants to kill me!
Logic runs so deeply. Devoid of humanity!

Sick and tired of all his bad lines, all of the time


Perspective's not fine. Spock always crosses the line
Don't think that we can last, all the calamities he forecasts
The odds he's thought all through. Leaves the instincts up to you (and human crew)
That's just not realistic. Human nature, he can't predict it

Sick and tired of all his bad lines, all of the time


Ever wonder if he's got a soul?
Comes off often as immoral
Had a human mother, so not cool
Sometimes I wish that he would go
Back to Vulcan in the next shuttle
'Cause he is just so damn cold
But loves the Tribbles! Wouldn't ya know!

Spock: "Fascinating!"

(Chorus) x 2

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Good Will Ambassador! I think I need some strong Romulan ale... for medicinal purposes!!!

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