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Song Parodies -> "Govern-mental Man"

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Parody Song Title:

"Govern-mental Man"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Kim Jong-un sings about how North Korea is best Korea. Video here:
(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
D.P.R.K. is on it, son
(All for Kim Jung-Un!)
What’s crackin’, Dennis Rod-uh-mon?
(Baller, Kim Jung-Un!)
Army, starry flag and war today
(Follow Kim Jung-Un!)
Prestrike, we like Third Reich party, yay

Bitch, we are North Korea!
The common people in their hundreds all clamour and cheer
Jung-un is the best, the state will state loud and nuclear
No-one on the planet can be half as grandiose as we are
HERO OR TANK? Nice critique, dyslexia!

*gunshot montage*

Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I-I-I-I I’m a rather Govern-Mental man
North Ireland?
Fire a nuke cuz we resent Japan
Prime it
Align it
Try an intercontinental span

(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
Yeah, we are gonna launch a bomb
(Squalor in our slums!)
Our Supreme Leader’s number one
(Starving on bare crumbs!)
Hungry tummies, empty bellies ache
(Dollars, Won and funds)
All the money militaries take

Bitch, we are North Korea!
Law enforcement, walls and borders, hunger, di-a-rrhoea
We sleep on steel and wood, rooms are bare
None freer
March in Pyongyang
Or South Hwanghae (ha!) if you’re lucky
No fear
Vogue mag photoshop my new career?

*missile attack montage*

Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I’m slavedriver of my
Northern Oriental clan
Liar! Dragged off in a rental van
With rifles
My stock-piles compliment Iran

With each tank and jet!
I’m a nuclear threat!
When my father died… we cried!
Though our land’s in debt
You’ll be shaking yet
We’re the DMZ’s… best side!
(Best side! Best side!
Best side! Side side side!)

I-I-I-I I’m a rather Govern-Mental man

Fighters, execute my vengeful plan!
Light up, give those US men a tan!

Not a Presidential fan
I’m a rather Govern-Mental man

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Matthias - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Loved the recording and I really loved the voice. The fact that his son has the same stupid accent that his dad had in Team America World Police is just great. Also who know that Psy wasn't just a One Hit Wonder. Haven't heard the original version of this song but it's decent not nearly as epic as Gangnam Style but it was still pretty sexy... lady.
Paradocs - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Great lyrics/YouTube! Esp. loved your perfect syncopation of the tune with Kim's extensive marshal antics and binocular OCD!

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