-> "Hoyle"
Original Song Title:
"Royals"
Original Performer:
Lorde/Walk off the Earth
Parody Song Title:
"Hoyle"
The Lyrics
I’ve never seen a diamond or a flush
I cut the cards like Harpo Marx in the movies
And I can barely find the deuce
Or the ace of spades, no poker envy
But every game is like ante, chips in
Bluffin’ in the cardroom
Two pair, king high, full house or straight boom
Cards don’t lie, I’m spending presidents I can’t spare
And everybody’s like
Hearts and clubs and diamonds on the velvet
See’ em, raise ‘em, throwin’ in your gold chain
I’m so lame..I’m so caught up in this losing game
But according to Doyle (Doyle)
I play this game for blood
The stakes are high for most of us
Three of a kind gives one a buzz
Gotta have his rule book (rule book)
You can call him Brunson
Cause baby he rules, he rules, he rules
For he is the poker champ
My friends and I—we read his book
We have those dollars on our brain to Las Vegas
And everyone who sees us, knows that we’re ripe for this
We’re gonna win some money
But every game is like ante, chips in
Bluffin’ in the cardroom
Two pair, king high, full house or straight boom
Cards don’t lie, we’re spending presidents we can’t spare
And everybody’s like
Hearts and clubs and diamonds on the velvet
See’ em, raise ‘em, throwin’ in your gold chain
We’re so lame..We’re so caught up in this losing game
But according to Doyle (Doyle)
We play this game for blood
The stakes are high for most of us
Three of a kind gives one a buzz
Gotta have his rule book (rule book)
You can cal him Brunson
Cause baby he rules, he rules, he rules
For he is the poker champ
Ooh ooh oh
I’m dumber than I ever dreamed
I never should have dumped the queen
Ow ow ow
Now my wallet’s gotten bare
Now I can’t afford the greyhound fare
But according to Doyle (Doyle)
We play this game for blood
The stakes are high for most of us
Three of a kind gives one a buzz
Gotta have his rule book (rule book)
You can cal him Brunson
Cause baby he rules, he rules, he rules
For he is the poker champ
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