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Song Parodies -> "Insta-Shock"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Insta-Shock"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Haven't bashed Ke$ha for a long time!!!
Wake up each mornin' feelin' a little crazy (Hey, wake up girl)
Grab ma pills, I'm on the floor, Everything’s a bit hazy (Movin’ slow)
Can’t breathe, but before I leave, down a bottle of Jack
'Cuz when I OD for good one night I ain't comin’ back

I'm poppin’ pills, down they go, go
How many? Many? God only knows
Time to drink more booze, booze

Drop my top and blastin' my favorite CD's
Goin from party-to- party
All eyes are on me, drugged as can be

[CHORUS]
Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

Aint done much in this world, but got plenty of fear
Aint got no more energy to party, cuz death is already near
Now, the dudes are lining up cause the Doc’s in the house
They’re getting’ kicks watching me die like Amy Winehouse!

People walkin' about - everybody getting drunk, drunk, drunk
Taking all that junk, junk, junk
Mixin’ pills while getting’ drunk, drunk
Now, now - I’m goin' to hell, hell- lights out, out
The drugs shut me down, down
Drugs shut me down, down
Drugs shut me - (down)-again

Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

[BRIDGE]
Drugs caught me up
Then broke me down
My heart, it (still) pounds
Yeah, you saved me
Gotta give it up
Get rid of it somehow
Gotta stick around
Yeah, you saved me

Drugs caught me up
Then broke me down
My heart, it (still) pounds
Yeah, you saved me
Gotta give it up
I’m gonna throw-up
I’m gonna throw-up

Hey, but I still like this life of sin

Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

Won't stop, got to pop
MD, I’m loaded up
Tonight, I’m not alright
In fact, I’m a pitiful sight
Insta-shock, heart stopped
I see the light, gonna go
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no
Whoa (wait a sec) oh no, oh no

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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WCJ - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Once she pops, she never stops! :-D Great one Rob! 555! :-)

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