-> "Cameltoe"
Original Song Title:
"Mistletoe"
Parody Song Title:
"Cameltoe"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Lady, those leggings are climbing, my dear
Tight-fitting like red-suit Britney Spears
Start imitating Marilyn Monroe
And try to please cover that cameltoe
We don’t want your bits out, bulging on display
Showing more hood than the KKK
Got us all saying a Keanu “Woah!”
When you walk in flaunting that cameltoe
Eee-ewww
(Tw** is in view)
Eee-ewww
(Naughty and rude)
Eee-ewww
(Ungulate cameltoe )
Everyone’s gaze is now averting higher
Stop ex-posing your whole upper thigh
Lycra shorts pulled up like a tennis pro
You’re shaming Madonna’s last concert show
Fur on your peach, panties hugging you tight
Plain, sheer, riding up your “Venus Fly”
There’s no mistaking that menstrual flow
Pulling our eyes down to your undertow
Eee-ewww
(Caught in your c**ch)
Eee-ewww
(Sporting a hoof)
Eee-ewww
(Ungulate cameltoe)
Eee-ewww
(Tw** is in view)
Eee-ewww
(Naughty and rude)
Eee-ewww
(Ungulate cameltoe )
(That m***!)
Your tights, it swallows them up
An upturned McDonald’s arch
It’s so fishy, orificial
(Tight cloth!)
Like a turkey stuffing
Girl, you are really fronting
Your hips’ p***y lips
With the scary hairy whiskers
Lady, those leggings are climbing, my dear
Right stuck-up c**t like you’re Germaine Greer
Look, even Lady Gaga doesn’t show
Yesterday’s breakfast through her shorts below
We don’t want your bits out, bulging on display
That’s more meat taco than in Santa Fe
Yeast infection turning knickers into dough
Making me chunder, that cameltoe
Eee-ewww
(Caught in your c**ch)
Eee-ewww
(Sporting a hoof)
Eee-ewww
(Ungulate cameltoe)
Eee-ewww
(Tw** is in view)
Eee-ewww
(Naughty and rude)
Eee-ewww
(Ungulate cameltoe )
Wish you’d cover up that cameltoe
Flashing labia, malapropos
Oh no
Oh gross
Wish you’d cover up that cameltoe
Hello Kitty, you have got to go
Oh, no
Oh gross
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