-> "Fuck CNN"
Original Song Title:
"Fuck You"
Parody Song Title:
"Fuck CNN"
Parody Written by:
John A. Blue
The Lyrics
When I was watching some news
on the Television and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess there's nothing on Speed channel
to watch and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Fuck Fox News too!
I said, if it was funny, and can it be rowdy
Ha, now ain't that cool shit? (ain't that cool shit?)
And there's a pain in my belly
I think it could be smelly with this
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a satellite,
But that don't mean I can't watch it here.
Nancy's an CNN and I'm more MSN,
But the way you talk your news ain't fair.
I hated the fool that watches crappy news
(oh shit they're golden pisser)
Well
(just thought you should know tricker)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go protest with the Union Workers, you dicks!
And when I was watching some news
on the Television and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess there's nothing on Speed channel
to watch and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Fuck Fox News too!
I said, if it was funny, and can it be rowdy
Ha, now ain't that cool shit? (ain't that cool shit?)
And there's a pain in my belly
I think it could be smelly with this
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now I know, that I had to borrow,
tapes and pics and vids and source
Trying to watch here, trying to laugh here
'Cause news is boring the end is worse
I hated the fool that watches crappy news
(oh shit they're golden pisser)
Well
(just thought you should know tricker)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Argh, I can't take more of this shit right now!
And when I was watching some news
on the Television and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess there's nothing on Speed channel
to watch and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Fuck Fox News too!
I said, if it was funny, and can it be rowdy
Ha, now ain't that cool shit? (ain't that cool shit?)
And there's a pain in my belly
I think it could be smelly with this
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
Now TV, TV, TV, why I wanna wanna watch them so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my brother, but they told me
"this is one for your dad"
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy TV? Oh! God, change it oh!
Please god, change it! EEEE!
And when I was watching some news
on the Television and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess there's nothing on Speed channel
to watch and I'm like,
Fuck CNN!
Fuck Fox News too!
I said, if it was funny, and can it be rowdy
Ha, now ain't that cool shit? (ain't that cool shit?)
And there's a pain in my belly
I think it could be smelly with this
Fuck CNN!
Oo, oo, ooo
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