-> "I’ll Be Graving"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Be Graving"
I threw my kit on the seat
Grass clippers, trowel and a treat
Notebook, my camera, Deet
And now I’m on my way
I’m headin’ out to the sticks
Old metal sign mustn’t miss
Now in the woods and it’s bliss
Right now’s a fine, fine day
Old stones beholding
Ripped jeans: spines were growing
Mop sweat: sun is glowing
Fear: I think there’s poison ivy...
Hey, my S.O. dude - he thinks I’m crazy
Stay in and slumber ‘cus I’ll be graving
The dead will not wait: ‘scriptions fading
Before stones crumble recall them graving!
Fine sights beset you, wild roses, daisies
Day’s unencumbered, my heart is racing
With photo-art employ; past embracing
Departed number: we call it graving!
I clambered over a wall
I stepped in hole and did fall
I heard a rattle, quite small
But still I backed away
Old stones I photo with zeal
Talk to dead when I kneel
Folks didn’t know the appeal, it’s
Clipped vines, moss is growing
Grass high, ain’t no mowing
Benadryl is needed maybe!
Hey, relatives do, say this is crazy
Stay home in comfort - but I’ll be graving!
They shake their heads; sigh, at me maybe
Winter or summer, know I’ll be graving!
Great! All these plots are sunlight facing
Eternal slumber - (uneven spacing)
It’s all my utter joy in this place be
It makes one humbler to follow graving
But pouring foam unto a stone: explicit: so bad!
All folks should know that...illicit modes, so bad!
Beware of chalk or rubbings: strive for nothing to add
All must forego that...can mess up stones so bad!
That pointy bush thing tried to grab me!
Why’s all this shrubber - y tried to stab me?
Hey, all my kids do, say mom is crazy
But I’m unhindered, ‘cus I’ll be graving
Yes, kin do friends employ to dissuade me
Advice I shun, sir! Still I’ll be graving
Before tombs came into my life: amiss - was so drab
Now this is so rad! And bliss is to be had
Adore tombs came into my life with digital fad
Applaud: dead do that -
‘Cus I’ll be graving!
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