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Song Parodies -> "Burst of Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Burst of Ass"

Parody Written by:

Bobby Sydow (Chewbacca And The Wookies)

The Lyrics

I'm gonna fart on you
A pair of tighty whities couldn't hold me back
I'm gonna blow it out
A little breeze blows right behind my back
And I'm blowing ass even at night
Because I cant hold it
Back and forth through my nose
I really need a mint
And the waters coming from my eyes
You better cover your nose
Don't want to hear or smell it
Every single ones got a signature smell
Everyone knows about it
It doesn't exatly sound like a fricken bell
And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna blow it on you
And that ain't what you want to smell
But that's what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bowels
Says blow it now
I'm gonna suffocate
If somebody doesn't open a door
I'm gonna blow some ass
Make the sweat drip off of every whore
And I'm bleeding, And I'm bleeding, And I'm bleeding,
I guess I blew too hard
All the stench is gonna bleed from me and I will stink
No More
And the stains coming from my pants
Came from the burst of ass
Copyright 2004 By Chewbacca And The Wookies (tm)

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biggreendayfan - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
oh.......my........fricken.........god...... i'm L.M.F.A.O.! ONE VERY GOOD PARODY..........ABOUT CRAKING GAS!!!

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