Got stuck in the snow.
Years flew by in their thousands.
I tried to go...
Across the Alps, but it turned dour.

Dumb thing to do!
I was twenty two...
But now I'm twelve thousand and six.
And here's someone with ice picks- come get me!

Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.

I am frozen stiff,
My butt's minus ninety two.
When guys tried to pick,
My ass from the ice, it broke.
Been dead here for years.
Think that I've got blue ears.
And nobody knows who I am.
Just another Ice Age Man- come save me!

Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.

My head has grown mould.
For years I have been so lonely.
Out of the cold?
Scientists come to steal me.
Why must they take,
My body away?
Nerdy guys save me, how dumb!
My life has just got more glum here now-

"Come buy some tickets and line up, pay to see him.
Here at the Ice Age art museum.
He's such an iceage bonebag, baby. So cool.
Coo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool!"

Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Yeah, it's co-ld!