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Song Parodies -> "We're All Owning Guns"

Original Song Title:

"We Are All On Drugs"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We're All Owning Guns"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

Guns freak me out. I used to have this classmate who frequently hunted and who told these horrible stories about bunnies and geese. And then there are the people who just have guns for the hell of it. Note: Walt P three-eight refers to Walther P38, which is a gun. I know this from my Transformer comics, Megatron transforms into a Walther P38, and the first line is referring to playing with guns instead of toys. Here I go.
with your pals, playing games, with a real Walt P-three-eight, when you own guns
when you show and tell for school, and the teacher pulls you through, 'cos you own guns
when you pump 'em full of lead when they step onto your grass, 'cos you own guns
and your dad don't care if he keeps it here or there, access to guns

give it to me

we're all owning guns, yeah
never ammo enough (never rounds enough)
we're all owning guns, yeah
deadly bundle of fun

and you're packing some heat when you're strolling down the street when you own guns
there's no muss with the fuzz, 'cos they also think they're tough when they own guns
in the woods all the quails seem to have no escape, 'cos you own guns
and you feel like the man when you're fighting with a hen, 'cos you own guns

give it to me


I wanna shoot up to the planes
I have the power to cause pain

(guitar solo)

give it to me


we're all owning guns (we're all owning guns)
we're all owning guns (we're all owning guns)
we're all owning guns (we're all owning guns)
we're all owning guns (we're all owning guns)

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Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Right on target......5s
Dominic L. - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, 5's
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rick C and Dominic L.

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