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Song Parodies -> "Vampires In the Night"

Original Song Title:

"When I Look To the Sky"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vampires In the Night"

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The Lyrics

When it bleeds it squirts with heartbeat spurts
And my neck hurts
I’m feeling groggy, my insides are dry
I get the hang of hunger pangs
I sink my fangs
into the ones I love before they say goodbye

And as I sleep inside this coffin
I can see you in my nightmares that won’t seem to let me go

There’s vampires in the night
Something tells me they’re after me
And I can’t set them all alight
And my mortal soul is lost
The pain tells me they’re biting me
And I can never hug my wife again I fear

Old enemies I wanna slay
And I can’t go out in the day
A body prone on the kitchen floor
I hadn’t bit before
Every sunrise that I’ll miss
Due to long nights in undead bliss
Then I turn into a bat and I fly away

And as I sleep inside this coffin
I have now become a monster that I thought was make believe

Those vampires in the night
Thought it funny to torture me
I’m now allergic to sunlight
Endless night at a cost
Features pale tell others to flee
An accent screws up what I say

Sometimes I am upside down or spinning ‘round
or just plain overhead
Because it feels like it’s impossible to fly
But when I’m calm I spread my wings
Squeak sonar over everything
And when I find you, then I charm you, and stare into your eyes

When I feel like there’s no one
That I’m way too greedy
There you are to feed me

Vampires in the night
Decided then to play with me
Like a toddler with his food
And now I feel like some Thai
Maybe pizza delivery
And I can bring them to the undead brotherhood

Vampires in the night
something tells me they’re here with me
And I don’t really think they’re here to drink a beer
I have the urge to say “blah”
Watch films with Bela Lugosi
His death can always choke me and bring me a tear

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Gettin' your Goth on, eh? ;-)
Yoidy - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Fangs for the malady, er melody! 555
Wolverine - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D and Yoidy. And as I'm finding more and more often, the music video I found through youtube did not exactly match my CD cut. The next to last verse above (the one with "pizza delivery") is skipped.
Michael McVey - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You should try this to Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night".
Red Ant - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Some really good lines in here, Wolverine. My faves were "An accent screws up what I say" and "Squeak sonar over everything". When you look, it's three fives...
Kristof Robertson - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3V) Creepy rather than LOL funny, Wolfy, but most cool anyway. 555

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