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Song Parodies -> "Herpes Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Herpes Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Artist Formerly Known as Mike

The Lyrics

Don't my baby look good on that brass pole?
Target lingerie, dollar bills in her butt hole
A little cold sore somewhere in between

She damn well won't show for free


Hey we're going out drankin' she's ready tonight
Got my credit card number and a the feeling is right
And when the pharmisist says for the lady
what's it gonna be?
I tell him man...

[Chorus:]
She ain't into contraception
No need to wrap it for affection
And, she can't stand the thought givin' out change
No Trojans, not even Magnums
Gotta go me bearback to bang em'
She needs somewhere with a little less poop and a little more pain
She's my little herpes Girl

She's my little herpes Girl


My Needs some Penicillan Girl
Ah, but I like 'em tough

Baby got a '69 fetish thing
Trace the number four and you ought to hear her pipes ring
I jump behind the deal , and it's away we go
Hey, I move too fast, but she don't care

Ten legged critters runnin' round in her hair
Just thinkin' there, enough yeast in here to make two pounds of dough

She ain't into contraception
No need to wrap it up for affection
And, she can't stand the thought givin' out change
No Trojans, not even Magnums
Gotta go me bearback to bang em'
She needs somewhere with a little less poop and a little more pain
She's my little herpes Girl

She's my little herpes Girl

My Needs some Penicillin Girl
Ah, but I like 'em tough






No Trojans, not even Magnums
Gotta go me bearback to bang em'
She need somewhere with a little less poop and a little more pain
She's my little herpes Girl

Whoa she's my little herpes girl


My Needs some Penicillin Girl
yeah, but I like 'em tough
Yeah but I like 'em tough
I like 'em tough



Copyright 2008 The Artist Formerly Known as Mike www.tafkam.com

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Red Ant - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You had me howling with the second line. Great stuff, The Artist Formerly Known as Mike (all you need now is some unpronounceable symbol like a funky looking ankh). I checked out your website: lots of laughs and really like the Reece's skit as well as the tampon figurines (are those for sale? =). 5s
Tafkam - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
No way my Tampa Clauses are sacred and come out (pun intended) every Christmas! Thanks for your nice comments, I could have done better with this one but I was in a hurry. Currently working on some new ones hope to be funnier in the future
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