-> "I Will Hock My Wedding Ring"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Talk About Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Hock My Wedding Ring"
The Lyrics
We fight about how you flirt with girls in a bar
We fight about how you drive, almost wreck the car
We fight about the phone calls you’ve been making to your lover
About your running and my worrying and your mean sense of humor
We fight about our dreams and everything it seems
We fight about my friends, oh the fighting never ends
Your mom’s family dinners each and every week
Yeah, it’s bleak, we’re gonna fight until we both freak
We know fighting so much is bad and vile
And, so in a little while
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock it right now
I will hock and I don’t care how
Oh I won’t cry
No more fights, late at night, what I want, is easy, to be free
I hate fighting about us, us, us, us, continuously, but quite honestly
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock my wedding ring
We fight about your mood but never about my food
Your jokes that are crude and furniture I move
We fight about your mama in Encino, California
We fight about my mother and mostly ‘bout eachother
We fight about the sky and all of your sad lies
The ones that you devise and the ones I despise
We fight about the sun, about the rain and what’s fun
And commitments that you space and problems we face
I’m tired of fighting ‘bout everything
So soon, won’t tell you when
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock it right now
I will hock it and I don’t care how
Oh I will try
I’m OK, and I’m glad, and not sad, that we live, agreeably
I’m done fighting about us, us, us, us, truthfully, no need to come with me
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock my wedding ring
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Through, through, through, through, through, though, though, though, we’re thoughthoughthoughthoughthough
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock it right now
I willl hock it now and I don’t care how
Oh I won’t cry
It’s fine, we’re ok, we’re both free, we move on, happily
I’m done fighting about us, us, us, us, finally, so, it’s time you see…
I will hock my wedding ring
I will hock my wedding ring
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