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Song Parodies -> "He's The Fridge Penguin"

Original Song Title:

"If I Was Jesus"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"He's The Fridge Penguin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Fridge Penguin exists!!! Consult your local refrigerator for proof... Here's the OS:
He’s the Fridge Penguin
Ah, Yeah, He lives right in there
He swims and he waddles
Leaves feathers everywhere

Not the bird in my pantry
That’s a toucan named Kline
And the thing in my cupboards
Is a miniature swine

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
Yeah! Without him you’d be lost
He supplies you and assists you
Its for free there is no cost
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He calls his home my fridge door
Illumination his life’s vowed
(I bet he gets really bored)
He’d take a dip in my mom’s flan
Take a nap on my fruit pie
His buddy Puffin in freezer
Keeps the ice in supply

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
Yeah! When he shows you the light
With the fridge bulb he’ll engulf you
And he will help you see at night
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He’s the Fridge Penguin
Helped prepare your cheese spread
Hide that duck that you slaughtered
That would fill him with dread
He’d know all of your groceries
And he’d help them erase
But he won’t eat that much food
You won’t notice a trace

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
In your fridge with Pizza Sauce
He will grant you with a clear view
Of the mold you need to toss
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He’s the Fridge Penguin…
This is for Stuart's "Fridge Penguin" contest-ish thingy... Find more about that here:

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Matt Flora - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Real good.
stuart mcarthur - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
hallelujah, Matthias, for you sing praise to The Fridge Penguin (and not that stupid toucan called Kline) - for The Fridge Penguin loves you so much that he gave his only begotten life (and Puffin's) to protect your cheese spread - and all he asks is that you give yours to him in return (and some money) - hallelujah - 555

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