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Song Parodies -> "Really Big Boulders"

Original Song Title:

"American Soldier"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Really Big Boulders"

Parody Written by:

Premier Entertainment

The Lyrics

I'm just love to drink shots tonight,
It really hits the spot,
And with the cold weather outside,
It's one way to make me hot,
But, a few more drinks inside me,
And I might turn in to,
A man who says "Flop Em" all the time,
While I'm staring at your boobs,

I will gladly pay you money,
I won't consider it a waste,
If you flop those big old nipples out,
And let em rest against my face,
Please do me this one favor, whip out your mammories,
From the size of those gazongas,
You could feed two families,

Let me hop aboard your heaving bongos,
And let me take a ride,
The only blimps as big as those,
Say Goodyear on the side,
I won't tell no one about it,
And I won't call you a whore,
Just flop those tits for me one time,
And I won't bug you anymore,

Just Flop Em that's your duty, I'll pay any price,
I'll even pay extra, if you let me bring the ice,
Oh, I'll praise your name all through the day,
If that's what you want of me,
So undo that blouse you are wearing,
And set those puppies free,

You've got some really big boulders, And I want to see,
Just take off that knocker holder, and let's start the jubilee,
Oh, a hummer will be the next act, so this will be the primer,
Let me see why your nipples are called "The Turkey Timers"
Really big boulders, You've got some really big boulders,

You've got some really big boulders, And I want to see,
They're like 2 watermelons on your chest,
in a cup that's Double D,
So take off your bra, And I'll pay you now,
To see your bulging hooters,
I'm in the mood for Honeydoos with a side of Lactic shooters,
Really big boulders, You've got some really big,
You've got some really big,
Really big boulders

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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Anonymous patriot - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Parodies of patriotic songs are NOT funny. There's a war going on, and Toby Keith does this great song about some guy serving his country, and you turn it into this?! What do you have? You got rocks for brains or something? It's in very bad taste. It's disgusting. And I don't care if this gets submitted or not, that's just mean and low and disrespectful. Too bad that so many of our young men are defending our freedoms for morons like you. P.S. In case you haven't figured it out, yes I AM flaming you!!!
Patty - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
In response to the comment listed upon this page: I can understand that some may view this as "unpatriotic", however they shoul understand that parodies are many times redone for their stanzas, rhythm and timing. A "patriotic" song is deemed "patriotic" due to the lyrics. Lyrics that hold true in the hearts of many. some may view it as disrespectful, however my husband and I find this extremely satirical. Instead, of a praise of women's breasts, this reads as someone pointing out just how crude many men can be when it comes to the female anatomy. I find this from the gentleman suggesting that this happens when he starts drinking and "turns in to" a stumbling, morally inept, bumbling fool. So, if the author does read this I want to THANK YOU for creating a knock against men of this statute in drunken circumstances. On top of that, the author may have suggested for this song to be written to "American Soldier" to suggest how immoral comments like this at inopportune times can be. Therefore, thank you Premier Entertainment. And pay know attention to "Anonymous patriot" for not examining the complete thought you have put in to this piece. I firmly believe that you may be able to judge a man's character just by letting him read this piece.
Barbara - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Not rocks f or brains. NO brains!

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