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Song Parodies -> "No Buds"

Original Song Title:

"No Scrubs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"No Buds"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

All about beer and drugs.
A bud is a plant that is also known well as weed,
And is also good for a buzzer
Always puffing a bowl every hour,
And just sit on my stoned @$$.
So (no)

I don't want no fake stuff(no)
I don't want to get you high and(no)
I don't want to ay for your stash (no)
I just want the hemp to be mine (no)

You don't get no bud,
This bud is all mine, and I just want it all for me.
Doing doobies with every dime,
Getting buzzed and high,
Everybody's wanting my weed.
You don't get no bud,
This bud is all mine, and I'm puffing the finest weed,
Spraying my ole' aerosal spray,
Chase the stench away,
Trying to hide all my weed.

Got a Bud in my hot hand,
But this beer is mine again,
And I know that you can't take it from me.
Now I'm drunk on my @$$ and she used to be trash,
Now she looking hot with class,
So (no)

I don't want Budweiser(no)
I don't want no Miller Lite (no)
I don't wantna chug Heineken(no)
I don't want Corona Light(no)

You can't have my Bud,
Take your Miller Lite, and I'll just chug happily.
Getting drunk after I'm high,
Puking on the sideline,
Watching football on TV.
You can't have this Bud,
Go get more tonight, and then we can talk, you see,
After fifty beers in my gut,
I'm about to throw up,
I just have a huge need.

You can't drive my car, man, you're walking
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you're drunk at home with your grandma,
Oh yes, son I'm talking to you (hazy)
If you're puffing fatties but it's from my bud,
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna buy my weed with my money.
Oh no I don't want no (oh)

No bud
No Bud (no no)
No bud (no no no no no)
No Bud (no no)
No

You don't get no bud,
This bud is all mine, and I just want it all for me.
Doing doobies with every dime,
Getting buzzed and high,
Everybody's wanting my weed.
You don't get no bud,
This bud is all mine, and I'm puffing the finest weed,
Spraying my ole' aerosal spray,
Chase the stench away,
Trying to hide all my weed.

You can't have my Bud,
Take your Miller Lite, and I'll just chug happily.
Getting drunk after I'm high,
Puking on the sideline,
Watching football on TV.
You can't have this Bud,
Go get more tonight, and then we can talk, you see,
After fifty beers in my gut,
I'm about to throw up,
I just have a huge need.

You can't have my Bud,
Buy yourself some beer, go to my dealer for weed.
Getting drunk after I'm high,
Puking on the sideline,
Watching "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie".
You can't have this Bud,
Go get more tonight, and then we can talk, you see,
After fifty beers in my gut,
I am still on a buzz,
I just have a huge need.

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Saider E. - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
the 1st verse was a little off but you came back with the chorus. Sadly i've never experienced drugs or beer, but with your parody as inspiration i will!
shanah smith - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I couldn't really remember how the song itself goes but I think you did a good job! :)
Kike11th - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody but one question though. Is it about weed or beer? Or both? Because first it's about weed and then beer. Either way good parody.

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