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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cheeto"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Cheetah"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cheeto"

Parody Written by:

Mary Covert

The Lyrics

Watchin’ tv, goin’ brain dead
Late at night, should be in bed
But I’m still wide awake

Sittin’ for hours, my butt’s kinda itchin’
So I get myself up and walk to the kitchen
That old couch was givin’ me a backache

I grab a bag from the counter that says “Cheetos”
Then I walk back to the couch so I can eat, oh
I just missed my favorite scene

I pop a Cheeto into my mouth
And swallow, too late to spit it out
My face is turnin’ green

Bad Cheeto go
Right down my esophagus
Got a foul aftertaste

Bad Cheeto, should
Just throw out the bag but,
Don’t wanna let it go to waste

It’s so bad it’s gotta be good
Mysterious Cheeto, Misunderstood
They call these freshly baked?

Feelin’ like I’m gonna puke
Just like what happened to that guy named Luke,
When he ate that birthday cake

I run to the toilet so I can blow chunks
So then I let out that piece of junk
And then I flush it away

I swish some mouthwash at the bathroom sink
Then I rinse it out, and then I think,
Should I toss it, or eat it anyway?
(Chorus 2x)

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