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Song Parodies -> "I Believe In The Sequim Glove"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

Original Performer:

The Darkness

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe In The Sequim Glove"

Parody Written by:

Dusty D

The Lyrics

With all he's going through right now don't you think Micheal Jackson deserves his own tribute in side of song parody? Well I do. FYI I DID NOT write anything about kids/Neverland Ranch and that crap. This can be enjoyed by the whole family.
(Verse 1)
You rant about people saying that your nose isn't real
Loosen up man, it's not that big of a deal
Skin like glue
Lips are pink
Skin like glue
Ah! It's really glue!

I believe in the sequim glove
Let's watch your hour long videos from the start
Your carrers stripped naked now
Ever since you tried to make music from the heart
I belive in the sequim glove! OWW!

(Verse 2)
I watched your "Thriller" every minute of every hour of everyday
So you turned into an zombie, but you still looked like my MJ
What happened to you?
I dont want to be mean
What happened to you
Dang, What Happened to you!

I believe in the sequim glove
Remember when "Beat it" topped the chart?
Now your lucky if your break 100 now
Why don't you just moonwalk back to the start?
I believe in the sequim glove! Oooo. Oww!

(Guitar Solo)

Now your threw
No more glee
Now your threw
GIve it up, your threw!

I believe in the sequim glove
Now you can't even get the Jackson 5 to work
You and Janet are black sheep now
Look at all the disgrace you've both brought
I believe in the sequim glove! OWW!
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Pacing: 4.0
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Simon Cowell - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice pacing and choice of song, but I still think MJ is a weirdo.
raddog20002002 - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL.....Great Concept!
Stuart McArthur - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but well done for doing a MJ without the R-rating
2Eagle - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you are right. He was great before he messed himself up.

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