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Song Parodies -> "A Cheerleader With No Panties On"

Original Song Title:

"Teardrops On My Guitar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"A Cheerleader With No Panties On"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

I know it has been pretty hard, but there needs to be a cheerleader pop star, who loves to sing about cheerleaders, and even make love songs built just for them. She is taking me to her bedroom, and then give me a blowjob, nothing can go wrong. There's so many cheerleaders in here, and there's something I'm gonna fear that I'm not gonna be here, but I can survive this on my own.
It’s a Friday night
And I’m with my friends tonight
Checking out the game
And I’m really thinking that it’s never gonna be the same

15 minutes till halftime, the spotlight will shine,
And right about now, I’m gonna make a girl mine tonight

But, something just hit me
And I know that it ain’t gonna be damn pretty
How I can get out of here
Looks like somebody is giving a beautiful stare

It’s a cheerleader who looks mighty pretty
And she’s coming up to me, and there’s something that I can see

I’m falling in love with a cheerleader with no panties on
She reminds me of some of my favorite songs
She is a hottie, and I know something is right, and I’m gonna hit it

She lifted up her skirt
Like she was going to flirt
And, she told me to kiss her ass
I sure did, I made this moment last

So, I spanked her, and she really ain’t bad
I did it so hard, she cried just like she’s really sad

I’m falling in love with a cheerleader with no panties on
She reminds me of some of my favorite songs
She is a hottie, and I know something is right, and I’m gonna hit it

Now, we are coming home
And nobody is there
To even totally watch us
Or somebody could stare

I’m falling in love with a cheerleader with no panties on
She reminds me of some of my cheerleader of love songs
She is a hottie, and I know something is right, and I’m gonna hit it

She’s a cheerleader in pigtails that I can’t enough
And I’m totally not gonna call a bluff

Now, she’s with me
And I can see that she’s the one just for me

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