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Song Parodies -> "Anchor Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Anchor Baby"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Anchor baby, your mama’s got a favor to ask, you see
Gotta’ make the border, anchor baby
Don’t rush to have your birthday tonight

Anchor baby, I want to live in a racist land, I know
Seems strange but there you go, dear, anchor baby
I feel your birthday’s coming tonight, yeah

Think of all the perks for me
Section 8 housing and food for free
Next week I could be on Easy Street
If you hold off delivery

Anchor baby, Jeb Bush is under fire you see, whoo wee!
Crawfish don’t move no faster than he, anchor baby
So please put off your birthday one night

Anchor baby, there's one more thing I really do want, from you
Blonde hair and eyes of blue like, baby daddy
The coyote who’s driving tonight

Last night crossed the Rio Grande
Making my way into the Promised Land
I’d get in line, but I can’t wait
My water’s broke, it’s much too late

Anchor baby, America’s the land of the free
Free things
Who could ask for anything more, anchor baby
Just wait until we’re over the line.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Paradoxist - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
If America's as "racist" as the Commies claim, why does everyone want to be on THIS side of the Rio Grande?
El Zepellin - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Hola-a-a-a-a-a! Hola-a-a-a-a-! ..... We flock to the lands of despised gringo; in a midnight cross of El Grand' Rio ...... Maybe you can feeneesh that one, Senor Onslaught
Rob Arndt - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Well done Onslaught- 555! It sucks that Trump has to take flak for wanting a secure our southern border and to correctly use the term anchor baby. The Fourteenth Amendment just needs to be clarified, not dumped. Coming illegally into America to anchor citizenship through birth is wrong.
Onslaught - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
El Zepellin Not sure if you were trying to be helpful or just flippant buuuuuuuuuuut... Been there done that!
Jonathan - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
glad to see SOMEONE finally put "Santa Baby" to good use! 5's
EL Zepellin - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Es verdad, Senor Onslaught?. Then you are for chure a most accomplished parodista, Cabron!!

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