-> "Anchor Baby"
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Anchor baby, your mama’s got a favor to ask, you see
Gotta’ make the border, anchor baby
Don’t rush to have your birthday tonight
Anchor baby, I want to live in a racist land, I know
Seems strange but there you go, dear, anchor baby
I feel your birthday’s coming tonight, yeah
Think of all the perks for me
Section 8 housing and food for free
Next week I could be on Easy Street
If you hold off delivery
Anchor baby, Jeb Bush is under fire you see, whoo wee!
Crawfish don’t move no faster than he, anchor baby
So please put off your birthday one night
Anchor baby, there's one more thing I really do want, from you
Blonde hair and eyes of blue like, baby daddy
The coyote who’s driving tonight
Last night crossed the Rio Grande
Making my way into the Promised Land
I’d get in line, but I can’t wait
My water’s broke, it’s much too late
Anchor baby, America’s the land of the free
Who could ask for anything more, anchor baby
Just wait until we’re over the line.
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